Terms

Last updated 2026. Plain-English summary. Not legal advice.

What this is

isanyonepoorly? shows what illnesses are being reported around an area. Reporting is free and open. Checking your nursery and area is free for 14 days, then £2.99/mo.

Not medical advice. We show what’s going around, not whether to keep a child home, exclusion periods, symptoms, or treatment. For health questions speak to your GP, pharmacist, or NHS 111. Information here is community-reported and may be incomplete or inaccurate.

Reporting honestly

Please only report illnesses you genuinely believe are going round. We rate-limit and de-duplicate reports to keep the map honest, and may remove abusive activity.

Your subscription

The 14-day trial needs no card. If you choose to keep your access, billing is handled by Stripe at £2.99/mo. You can cancel anytime from your account and keep access until the end of the period you’ve paid for.

Acceptable use

Don’t attempt to de-anonymise data, scrape the service, or use it to identify or target any family. The data is deliberately coarse to make that impossible.

Liability

The service is provided “as is”. To the extent permitted by law we’re not liable for decisions made on the basis of community-reported information. Nothing here limits liability that can’t be limited by law.

Changes

We may update these terms; we’ll change the date above when we do.

Questions? Email [email protected].